Why I Get Kicked (Weird and Funny Reasons)

This is just a bit of a rant as to the various many ways I've gotten kicked from a game of Shellshock. It is not meant to be taken very seriously. Just for readers to have a laugh as to why I get kicked.

Too high level in an all levels can join game.
Beat the host when the host used items.
Got on the receiving end of teamkilling.
Beat the host. Literally.
Too much damage.
Beat everyone as a Juggernaut in 1v7.
Too little damage.
Took the slot of a friend of the host in a not friends only game.
Spawned with and used three Pyrotechnics.
Dealt 400+ damage with a Scavengers inside a circle bumper.
Beat the host in a 1v1 with a gear wager.
Did twelve damage to the host with a Seagull.
Used an Imploder obtained from a crate.
Beat two level 100's as a level 70.
Too low level in an all levels can join game.
Too high SR (1400 at the time).