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Corrupt The Wish!

Discussion in 'Fun Area' started by Mark103, Dec 28, 2012.

  1. LethalMajestic

    LethalMajestic New Born (1) Member

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    Makes zero sense for you to do that to my wish.
     
  2. Candor

    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    Granted but its break dance and Oprah reks you.

    I wish I had amnesia.
     
  3. LethalMajestic

    LethalMajestic New Born (1) Member

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    Granted but it's not what you wanted because you forgot what you wanted, and so on...

    I wish I had no snow.
     
  4. LethalMajestic

    LethalMajestic New Born (1) Member

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    Granted but then someone wish the opposite, so they cancel out and everything is back to normal.

    I wish for a wish.
     
  5. Candor

    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    Granted but its not your wish. It's just a wish.

    I wish I was a frog.
     
  6. RazoreOP

    RazoreOP Corporal (5) Member

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    Granted but one minute later a prince kissed you and turned you back human.

    I wish I wasn't banned.
     
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  7. Candor

    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    Granted, but you've been warned.

    I wish you would never give me up, never let me down, never turn around and desert me.
     
  8. RazoreOP

    RazoreOP Corporal (5) Member

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    Granted, but you got rick rolled.

    I wish there was peace and unity between all.
     
  9. Mark103

    Mark103 Sergeant Major of the Army (14) Member

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    Granted, but it only lasts for an hour.

    I wish for a good meme.
     
  10. ComplexOri

    ComplexOri Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    Granted, but you have to find it.

    I wish for a delicious bowl of strawberries that is completely freshly picked, and no one can take it from me.
     
  11. LethalMajestic

    LethalMajestic New Born (1) Member

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    Granted, but you drop them in a pile of dog poop on the farm you freshly picked them from.

    I wish for some printer ink to never run out.
     
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    ComplexOri Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    Granted, but the ink is invisible.

    I wish my wrist would heal faster.
     
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    Granted, but the other wrist will heal slower.

    I wish for happiness
     
  14. ComplexOri

    ComplexOri Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    (Lol, only my left wrist was broken, but it has been healed for months now.)

    Granted, but it only last every time you laugh

    I wish to have all my classes at the end of each semester at an A, not even A-.
     
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    The Wizard Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    Granted, but at the beginning you will get F only

    I wish I had a spoon
     
  16. ComplexOri

    ComplexOri Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    Granted, but the spoon is made of solid Helium

    I wish for better origami skills.
     
  17. LethalMajestic

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    Granted, but they only increase by 0.000001%

    I wish for no wish.
     
  18. Aevoa

    Aevoa Sloth Former Moderator

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    Granted, which causes a paradox that breaks the very fiber of our universe, leading to a parallel universe where your wish was actually easy to answer.

    I wish to be able to be part of the SSL forums again
    granted, but it's two years later and the forums are dead.

    o wait that's not how this game works. Let me try this again

    I wish for strawberry french toast.
     
  19. Staple

    Staple General of the Army (25) Member

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    granted but its as disappointing as the nostalgia i had for when this place was active

    i wish for peanut butter and jelly
     
  20. ComplexOri

    ComplexOri Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    Granted, but the jelly is actually an alive box jellyfish, and you have no bread with it.

    I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.